A story as told to me by Gavin

“We were given this assignment to write a story: it had to be about a brother and sister and how they wanted a pet. And I was like, YEAH! Because we never to get to write stories.

So, this girl named Rose is kind of punk rock, but she also loves pockets and she really wants a hamster because it would fit in her pocket. Anyway, her brother is kind of a nerd, a science nerd, and he really wants a dog. After parent/teacher conferences, their mom tells them they did so well that they can pick a pet. But there’s a catch! They can only have one pet.

In the car, they’re thinking about which pet they want. Rose thinks about being a model on the red carpet and she has this amazing outfit with this pocket on her shoulder and she wins this contract and journalists are interviewing her about winning and she says, ‘I didn’t win. It’s all because of my hamster.’

And the brother – Matt! His name is Matt! – is thinking about being in a rocket ship, mapping the galaxy, and his dog, a Great Dane, is wearing a space helmet and has its own compartment in the spaceship. Then the Great Dane points, and that’s how Matt discovers a new planet. When he gets back to Earth, he tells reporters that he’s not the hero; it’s actually his dog that discovered the new planet.

When the mom asks them which pet they want, Rose answers, ‘A hamster, of course.’ And Matt says, ‘I’m sorry, but Rose is mistaken; we want a dog.’

Rose says, ‘A great slobbering, messy, biting thing? No, we don’t want a dog!’

The mom says they have to compromise.

Later, they sit in their room – they share a room – and think about what pet they want. Rose thinks if she can’t have something that fits in her pocket, she’d like something soft that snuggles in her lap. So they get a cat. And on the way home from the shelter, Rose asks Matt what they’re going to do next, and Matt says, ‘I’ve built a rocket ship and we can launch her in it! It’ll be astounding science!’

Rose is horrified.

I should also mention that Rose has red hair and Matt has blond. I didn’t put those details in the story, but they’re true. Also, I didn’t write much about the mom because it wasn’t about her.”

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Jill Malone

Jill Malone grew up in a military family, went to German kindergarten, and lived across from a bakery that made gummi bears the size of mice. She has lived on the East Coast and in Hawaii, and for the last seventeen years in Spokane with her son, two dogs, a hedgehog, and a lot of outdoor gear. She looks for any excuse to play guitar. Jill is married to a performance artist and addiction counselor who makes the best risotto on the planet.

Giraffe People is her third novel. Her first novel, Red Audrey and the Roping, was a Lambda finalist and won the third annual Bywater Prize for Fiction. A Field Guide to Deception, her second novel, was a finalist for the Ferro-Grumley, and won the Lambda Literary Award and the Great Northwest Book Festival.

Giraffe People

Giraffe People

Between God and the army, fifteen-year-old Cole Peters has more than enough to rebel against. But this Chaplain’s daughter isn’t resorting to drugs or craziness. Truth to tell, she’s content with her soccer team and her band and her white bread boyfriend.

And then, of course, there’s Meghan.

Meghan is eighteen years old and preparing for entry into West Point. For this she has sponsors: Cole’s parents. They’re delighted their daughter is finally looking up to someone. Someone who can tutor her and be a friend.

But one night that relationship changes and Cole’s world flips.

Giraffe People is a potent reminder of the rites of passage and passion that we all endure on our road to growing up and growing strong. Award-winning author Jill Malone tells a story of coming out and coming of age, giving us a take that is both subtle and fresh.

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A Field Guide to Deception

A Field Guide to Deception

In Jill Malone’s second novel, A Field Guide to Deception, nothing is as simple as it appears: community, notions of motherhood, the nature of goodness, nor even compelling love. Revelations are punctured and then revisited with deeper insight, alliances shift, and heroes turn anti-hero—and vice versa.

With her aunt’s death Claire Bernard loses her best companion, her livelihood, and her son’s co-parent. Malone’s smart, intriguing writing beguiles the reader into this taut, compelling story of a makeshift family and the reawakening of a past they’d hoped to outrun. Claire’s journey is the unifying tension in this book of layered and shifting alliances.

A Field Guide to Deception is a serious novel filled with snappy dialogue, quick-moving and funny incidents, compelling characterizations, mysterious plot twists, and an unexpected climax. It is a rich, complex tale for literary readers.

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Red Audrey and the Roping

Red Audrey and the Roping

Occasionally a debut novel comes along that rocks its readers back on their heels. Red Audrey and the Roping is one of that rare and remarkable breed. With storytelling as accomplished as successful literary novelists like Margaret Atwood and Sarah Waters, Jill Malone takes us on a journey through the heart of Latin professor Jane Elliot.

Set against the dramatic landscapes and seascapes of Hawaii, this is the deeply moving story of a young woman traumatized by her mother’s death. Scarred by guilt, she struggles to find the nerve to let love into her life again. Afraid to love herself or anyone else, Jane falls in love with risk, pitting herself against the world with dogged, destructive courage. But finally she reaches a point where there is only one danger left worth facing. The sole remaining question for Jane is whether she is willing to accept her history, embrace her damage, and take a chance on love.

As well as a gripping and emotional story, Red Audrey and the Roping is a remarkable literary achievement. The breathtaking prose evokes setting, characters, and relationships with equal grace. The dialogue sparks and sparkles. Splintered fragments of narrative come together to form a seamless suspenseful story that flows effortlessly to its dramatic conclusion.

Winner of the Bywater Prize for Fiction, Red Audrey and the Roping is one of the most memorable first novels you will ever read.

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