Clit test

Attraction is just attraction, isn’t it? What I mean is, attraction is chemical, not mathematical — so attraction isn’t proof that we’re good for one another. I’d assert that women invest too much in our attraction — particularly if we’re lesbians — but that’s nonsense. We all do it. We all pretend that attraction means something definitive. I want you, and so you must be the kind of person who doesn’t kick puppies, who isn’t rude to waitresses, in fact, you’re probably going to save me.

I was explaining about manipulation to Gavin.

“What’s that word mean?”

“It’s when you try to make something the way you want it to be. To control it.”

“Like people?”

“Hopefully not. You really don’t want to manipulate anything but bread.” You can want something so badly you create it.

For lesbians, there are so few of us, too few degrees of separation between that ex and this new person, and how many lesbians can we possibly be attracted to? Four? 843? I mean, how many chances do we get before our pass is revoked and we just live with several cats forever? I’m pretty sure this new girl isn’t crazy is the lesbian anthem. And then, after singing it, we promptly turn to our friends and ask, “Right?”

I have heard women complain incessantly about trying to meet girls in this town. If it were just difficult here, people would move. It’s tough all over, goddammit. And it’s more complicated than Oh! Shiny!

We can’t make people our type simply because we need them to be our type. Who said I was submissive? Or butch? Or detached? Or sentimental? Lady, you don’t know me. And you don’t know that girl across the room — she may listen to Journey. She may actually like that shit. It’s true. And she might be the person you’ll spend your senile years with. And someday it won’t matter that she wears those sweaters. Or collects pandas. I’m not talking about book covers. I’m talking about your clit. Sometimes it’s wrong. Try conversations instead. Many conversations. Start now.

4 thoughts on “Clit test”

  1. What do you think about love? Attraction leads to love. As in, I seek your best interests not necessarily in front of mine own, but on an equal level to my own interests. I have boundaries, you have boundaries, mutual respect, I want good things for you. And…. the sight of you creates that feeling in my gut that romance writers vainly attempt to describe. Am I being hopelessly romantic? Can’t, “OMG, you’re HOTT” coupled with an attitude that “I want good things for you” end well? Give me some hope, Jill.

  2. I think we overreact to attraction. Or, think about it this way, a buddy of mine asked me, “When did you talk yourself into it?” and that’s the moment I mean. When we manufacture a connection beyond hormones. Good will isn’t love.

  3. I think we confuse love and lust. Or we think that they need to go together. Our reptilian brain takes over our hormones and that can be a fun thing, but it has no lasting power. Love is a connection that need not even be tied to the feelings of lust that our brains may give us. Love is taking some essence of a person into yourself, some small part of you is given over to holding a spark of another’s light. Love is what truly gives us immortality.

    1. I think they should go together. Sadly, we get distracted by lust and realize there isn’t actual love involved, or we settle for love only and decide we can go without the lustiness. You gotta wait for the whole package.

      I think women often invest their lust with a spiritual component. Like, if we are THIS attracted it must be some sort of cosmic sign that the person is The Answer. So we sell ourselves on the idea that we are attracted to this person because they are going to be good for us. With all the complexity inherent in finding and dating in a world where there is in-the-closet, out-of-the-closet, straight-but-maybe-not and all things between, lesbians often feel adrift, and any spark is latched onto because we fear there won’t be another. Or we fear that we will only spark with people that are terminally out of reach. When ‘available’ and lust occur together, we tend to fling ourselves at it.

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Jill Malone

Jill Malone grew up in a military family, went to German kindergarten, and lived across from a bakery that made gummi bears the size of mice. She has lived on the East Coast and in Hawaii, and for the last seventeen years in Spokane with her son, two dogs, a hedgehog, and a lot of outdoor gear. She looks for any excuse to play guitar. Jill is married to a performance artist and addiction counselor who makes the best risotto on the planet.

Giraffe People is her third novel. Her first novel, Red Audrey and the Roping, was a Lambda finalist and won the third annual Bywater Prize for Fiction. A Field Guide to Deception, her second novel, was a finalist for the Ferro-Grumley, and won the Lambda Literary Award and the Great Northwest Book Festival.

Giraffe People

Giraffe People

Between God and the army, fifteen-year-old Cole Peters has more than enough to rebel against. But this Chaplain’s daughter isn’t resorting to drugs or craziness. Truth to tell, she’s content with her soccer team and her band and her white bread boyfriend.

And then, of course, there’s Meghan.

Meghan is eighteen years old and preparing for entry into West Point. For this she has sponsors: Cole’s parents. They’re delighted their daughter is finally looking up to someone. Someone who can tutor her and be a friend.

But one night that relationship changes and Cole’s world flips.

Giraffe People is a potent reminder of the rites of passage and passion that we all endure on our road to growing up and growing strong. Award-winning author Jill Malone tells a story of coming out and coming of age, giving us a take that is both subtle and fresh.

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A Field Guide to Deception

A Field Guide to Deception

In Jill Malone’s second novel, A Field Guide to Deception, nothing is as simple as it appears: community, notions of motherhood, the nature of goodness, nor even compelling love. Revelations are punctured and then revisited with deeper insight, alliances shift, and heroes turn anti-hero—and vice versa.

With her aunt’s death Claire Bernard loses her best companion, her livelihood, and her son’s co-parent. Malone’s smart, intriguing writing beguiles the reader into this taut, compelling story of a makeshift family and the reawakening of a past they’d hoped to outrun. Claire’s journey is the unifying tension in this book of layered and shifting alliances.

A Field Guide to Deception is a serious novel filled with snappy dialogue, quick-moving and funny incidents, compelling characterizations, mysterious plot twists, and an unexpected climax. It is a rich, complex tale for literary readers.

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Red Audrey and the Roping

Red Audrey and the Roping

Occasionally a debut novel comes along that rocks its readers back on their heels. Red Audrey and the Roping is one of that rare and remarkable breed. With storytelling as accomplished as successful literary novelists like Margaret Atwood and Sarah Waters, Jill Malone takes us on a journey through the heart of Latin professor Jane Elliot.

Set against the dramatic landscapes and seascapes of Hawaii, this is the deeply moving story of a young woman traumatized by her mother’s death. Scarred by guilt, she struggles to find the nerve to let love into her life again. Afraid to love herself or anyone else, Jane falls in love with risk, pitting herself against the world with dogged, destructive courage. But finally she reaches a point where there is only one danger left worth facing. The sole remaining question for Jane is whether she is willing to accept her history, embrace her damage, and take a chance on love.

As well as a gripping and emotional story, Red Audrey and the Roping is a remarkable literary achievement. The breathtaking prose evokes setting, characters, and relationships with equal grace. The dialogue sparks and sparkles. Splintered fragments of narrative come together to form a seamless suspenseful story that flows effortlessly to its dramatic conclusion.

Winner of the Bywater Prize for Fiction, Red Audrey and the Roping is one of the most memorable first novels you will ever read.

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